So you had a fish fry on Friday night, and relaxed with a brewski, now it's late on Saturday night and everyone feels like a 
movie, but it's too late to hit the theater; now is the time to pull out a movie on DVD, but not just any movie, a movie in 3D! Gotta love 3D glasses. Here is the Hawk Review on the movie... ready for the title? Drumroll, please... "Journey to the Center of the Earth". This will be a short review. It was all right. Make that a very short review. We give it 3 soaring hawks(refer to 'legend')She wants the movie prep to stop and the movie to start.
"So 3D means blue."
'LEGEND':
** = Translation
negative to 0 = hawk bites the dust. (**so bad, the movie's not worth mentioning)
1 soaring hawk = did i say soaring or snoring? (**most likely the movie put us to sleep)
2-3 soaring hawks = we're being carried on hawks' wings, but soon they're looking for prey, which is a distraction. (**the movie is OK, but it's a bit slow-goin')
4 soaring hawks = the same as the one above, but the hawks find their prey and feasts on them for a bit, then they take to soaring once more. (**it's an entertaining movie, but an intermission is needed, then it's time to get right back to it)
5 soaring hawks = hawks fly high above the earth, content and satisfied, feeling exhilarated and exuberant, never wanting to land again. (**the movie rocks!)
but don't go by us...
confused yet? i am.
